When posting comments, Hammies expect wit, intelligence, and pity. They may be plagued by mishap, but that doesn't mean they're stupid. It just means I'm really really good at whipping up frothy dollops of bedlam and entropy.
Comments that insult or irritate Hammies, Ham, myself, or anything I deem freakishly awesome will be deleted and the poster banned. Hammies may be wretchedly patient, but they don't tolerate jerky behavior. They gotta get on with the business of coping and survival, and that requires mammoth amounts of focus and energy. And nachos. Lots and lots of nachos.
